Oh I like these! :D Make good bike stickers.:p

As a matter of fact, I DO own the road!

F**k Fear

Shift happens when you're on a bike

I'll bet you a new car that I can stop faster than you can!

Why drink and drive when you can smoke pot and fly?

Don't drink and drive, bike and fly!

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

Please! One traffic violation at a time.

There is such thing as positive aggresion! Like aggressivly getting the hell out of my way.

It's a bike thing. You driver’s wouldn't understand.

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?

I live, sleep, eat, breathe and love bikes.

Caution: I bike like you drive.

I'm just biking this way to piss you off.

I'd rather eat **** than drive!

I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting

I'm just biking this way to piss you off.

Women may come, and women may go, but you can always rely on your bike between your legs.

I bike way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Friends don't let friends drive!

No baby on board

Check twice - save a life

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

GET OFF THE PHONE AND DRIVE!

Put away your make-up and drive.

Put away your lipstick and drive.

Hang Up And Drive

Go ahead and hit me - I need the money

How's my biking? Call 1-800-EAT ****

No turn signal, watch for finger.

You Toucha My Bike I Breaka You Face