I was so proud of the fact that, despite only getting clipless pedals for the first time this January, I hadn't fallen yet at a stop light.
So today, 3 hours into a ride, I hit a red light and was thinking about something else. Suddenly I realized that I was stopped and still clipped in. I felt myself slowly start falling to the right. Time slowed...
Then I realized that to my right was an elevated patch of very soft looking grass. :p I said screw it and let myself fall. I hit the ground and started laughing.
Unfortunately I was on a highway and I imagine 100 people saw me bail, but it was funny nonetheless.:D