Funny Cycling Joke
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bluebirdbiker posted 2 years ago.
Oh Dude That's YOU!!! I get it!!! :D
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beads1985 posted 2 years ago.
bluebirdbiker wrote:
Oh Dude That's YOU!!! I get it!!! :D
:rolleyes:
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CAcyclingFAN posted 2 years ago.
He outta dump her anyway for not riding with him.
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thehitman posted 2 years ago.
beads1985 wrote:
She sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid boyfriend is out riding in this sh!t".
So what did you say? :rolleyes:
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kylie posted 2 years ago.
Yeah dump her.. .find a chick who instead would have been in the truck with him, and convinced him it really wasn't that bad of weather! :D
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beads1985 posted 2 years ago.
CAcyclingFAN wrote:
He outta dump her anyway for not riding with him.
More like 'He outta dump her anyway for not riding him'
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brittda posted 2 years ago.
you still did not answer the question. What did you say?
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beads1985 posted 2 years ago.
thehitman wrote:
So what did you say? :rolleyes:
Really, it was a joke. :eek:
It just happens to hit very close to home.
I wasn't riding my bike at the time.
I was at work on her day off.
Never actually caught them 'in flagrante delicto'
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bluebirdbiker posted 2 years ago.
beads1985 wrote:
More like 'He outta dump her anyway for not riding him'
A woman? In the morning? LOL, LOL rolling on the floor :D
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TBRAVO posted 2 years ago.
Hmmm. Sounds familiar, except golf was involved...
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Blitz posted 2 years ago.
bluebirdbiker wrote:
A woman? In the morning? LOL, LOL rolling on the floor :D
BBB, what do you mean. I don't understand? Sorry Beads, thats pretty terrible. You deserve a woman like me! ;)
Who needs a man when you have a Kuota Kalibur to wrap your legs around.
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beads1985 posted 2 years ago.
Blitz wrote:
BBB, what do you mean. I don't understand? Sorry Beads, thats pretty terrible. You deserve a woman like me! ;)
Okay, I'm sold. :D
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thehitman posted 2 years ago.
bluebirdbiker wrote:
A woman? In the morning? ... rolling on the floor :D
Blitz wrote:
When you are in love I like it any time, and most any place i that is if I understood you correctly.
Are you guys talking about "coffee" again?
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bluebirdbiker posted 2 years ago.
the hot and soothing kind :D
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Blitz posted 2 years ago.
with rich cream, for cold and grey days
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beads1985 posted 2 years ago.
All this talk of 'Hot Coffee' I need a cold shower!! :rolleyes:
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vollenda posted 2 years ago.
kyillee wrote:
Yeah dump her.. .find a chick who instead would have been in the truck with him, and convinced him it really wasn't that bad of weather! :D
Yeah!! I would dump HIM if he gave up on a good, hard ride that easily. That shows a complete lack of commitment on his part.
Sorry beads. Not all women are bad. There are quite a few good ones out there. Really. :)
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beads1985 posted 2 years ago.
vollenda wrote:
Yeah!! I would dump HIM if he gave up on a good, hard ride that easily. That shows a complete lack of commitment on his part.Sorry beads. Not all women are bad. There are quite a few good ones out there. Really. :)
Not all women are bad, and not all bad women are that good.
It is fun finding out though.
BTW- I just wanted to post the joke because it was funny!
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bluebirdbiker posted 2 years ago.
beads1985 wrote:
........BTW- I just wanted to post the joke because it was funny!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight :rolleyes:
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trimedic posted 2 years ago.
Oh that is so funny. I agree with Kylee though...find another chick.
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beads1985 posted 2 years ago.
bluebirdbiker wrote:
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight :rolleyes:
Really!!!
One of my more sensitive friends sent it to me,
so I had to pass it on. :D
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beads1985 posted 2 years ago.
trimedic wrote:
Oh that is so funny. I agree with Kylee though...find another chick.
I have been looking, and that is half the fun :D
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kylie posted 2 years ago.
"funny", or a cry for love and support and a Triathletes Anon meeting?
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TBRAVO posted 2 years ago.
beads1985 wrote:
Really!!!
One of my more sensitive friends sent it to me,
so I had to pass it on. :D
It's OK, you don't have to explain to us...we understand...
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beads1985 posted 2 years ago.
kyillee wrote:
"funny", or a cry for love and support and a Triathletes Anon meeting?
I am NOT CRYIN FOR LOVE!!!
Begging?? Maybe.. :rolleyes:
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kylie posted 2 years ago.
beads1985 wrote:
Really!!!
One of my more sensitive friends sent it to me,
so I had to pass it on.
- T
*smile and nod*
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beads1985 posted 2 years ago.
TBRAVO wrote:
It's OK, you don't have to explain to us...we understand...
- T
It wouldn't have worked for you if you came up with a golf joke first
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vollenda posted 2 years ago.
beads1985 wrote:
I am NOT CRYIN FOR LOVE!!!Begging?? Maybe.. :rolleyes:
The first step in recovery is admitting it...
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bluebirdbiker posted 2 years ago.
beads1985 wrote:
It wouldn't have worked for you if you came up with a golf joke first
Yes, fill us in more on this golf thing dude. details, details of the aftermath. Did YOU go for a hard ride? :D
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Blitz posted 2 years ago.
kyillee wrote:
*smile and nod*
Here here!
Who needs a man when you have a Kuota Kalibur to wrap your legs around.
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beads1985 posted 2 years ago.
vollenda wrote:
The first step in recovery is admitting it...
Okay I am begging, but I still have my pride....somewhere...
Maybe in my other pants??
bluebirdbiker wrote:
Yes, fill us in more on this golf thing dude. details, details of the aftermath. Did YOU go for a hard ride? :D
Probably went out on the golf course and worked on his putts
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bluebirdbiker posted 2 years ago.
Maybe I should direct this to the other thread but I bet the Trifuel women wonder how big his driver is. Do they? :rolleyes:
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TBRAVO posted 2 years ago.
beads1985 wrote:
Okay I am begging, but I still have my pride....somewhere...
Maybe in my other pants??Probably went out on the golf course and worked on his putts
All I can say is, the aero-position is NOT for everyone no matter how long the ride...oh wait...wrong thread.
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beads1985 posted 2 years ago.
TBRAVO wrote:
All I can say is, the aero-position is NOT for everyone no matter how long the ride...oh wait...wrong thread.
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Or is it??
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Anton posted 2 years ago.
Scott, you crack me up!
Reminds me of the Jimmy Buffet song.."You call it jogging, I call it running around"
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beads1985 posted 2 years ago.
Anton wrote:
Scott, you crack me up!
Reminds me of the Jimmy Buffet song.."You call it jogging, I call it running around"
Ah Yes!! I am a Parrot head myself.
Thinking more along the lines of
'A Love Song (From a Different Point of View)'
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TBRAVO posted 2 years ago.
For this thread I was thinking more of FRUITCAKES.
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beads1985 posted 2 years ago.
TBRAVO wrote:
For this thread I was thinking more of FRUITCAKES.
- T (aka Lifelong Parrot Head)
Lots of them here!! :D
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ggalvao posted 2 years ago.
that's the famous american humour hehehe
it's tough, folks... I tried to laugh but unfortunately...
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CAcyclingFAN posted 2 years ago.
beads1985 wrote:
More like 'He outta dump her anyway for not riding him'
Heh heh, The first time I read that I said 'isn't that what I wrote?'
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I know this guy that got up early last Sunday morning, he put on his shorts and jersey, quietly, filled his camelback, slipped quietly into the garage to put his bike in the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. There goes his day of riding.
So, he pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
He went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There he cuddled up to his gitlfriend's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
She sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid boyfriend is out riding in this sh!t".
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