What is the stupidest thing that you've said?
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TriComet posted 3 years ago.
Yes I am blonde...
So...I was riding in the car with friends, talking about Wendy's frostys, sooo goood! (this was years ago maybe around when Dave Thomas died-I don't eat there anymore)
And I said...
"You know the founder of WENDY'S, Dave Thomas, what was his daughter's name?...Suzie or something like that?!...I just can't think of it" :confused: :confused:
The car was silent, they thought I was joking, the looks I got...I'll never forget it.
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RunningGuy posted 3 years ago.
DOH--I forgot to include one that I've said...
When I was in college, I was gonna get the top of my ear pierced--the cartiledge. Well, I called the place up to get pricing and info:
Yes, I was calling to get some info and pricing on getting the [B]cleavage on the top of my ear pierced...OMG...I mean...uh...[/B]
Talk about embarrassing!
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tri_craze1 posted 3 years ago.
"Who played E.T. ?" Everyone lost it! I was very serious. I tried to explain myself...someone had to play him in certain scenes...right?
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RunningGuy posted 3 years ago.
tri_craze1 wrote:
"Who played E.T. ?" Everyone lost it! I was very serious. I tried to explain myself...someone had to play him in certain scenes...right?
That is hilarious! But, I know what you mean...
Another one I said:
For prom, a group of us went to a Japanese Steak house and we were eating the ice cream for dessert. ME: This ice cream is cold! (Ice cream at Japanese steak houses IS colder than regular ice cream...seriously!) My friend never let me forget that one--even to this day!
I might have been a blonde girl in my former life...
I can tell this is gonna be a great post:)
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TriComet posted 3 years ago.
LOL...hilarious!!! We are bored at work today!
4:30...come, come...I want to run!!!
So, not something I said (I'm sure I'll think of more later) but there is this pole right outside the kitchen at work. I usually talk to the secretary that sits near the front door and kitchen, and at least once a week I walk and try to talk to her and end up face first into the pole-resulting in spilt hot tea on my hands and/or clothes.
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bluebirdbiker posted 3 years ago.
Ok, the worst for someone who is a tiathlete, ready. Its not what I said but what I did, they all know I do tris. We were out for a business trip with my colleauges and the hotel had some mountain bikes we used to go out for dinner on, stupid me, I put the helmet on backwards without noticing it and started off .....
To this day they have not let me live that one down.
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Triathlon Chris posted 3 years ago.
I'm trying to think of my own personal best quotes, but nothing's coming to mind right now.
I'll never forget something my sister once said during a nutrition talk at swim practice one day in high school.
"What's in vitamin C that makes it so special?" No, my sister was not 8 when she asked this question, she was 17.
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TriCalgary posted 3 years ago.
OK, I have been lurking for about 6 months now and this post forced me to register. I couldn't resist at all. I hope the first one is not offensive to anyone.
#1 How do I put this one delicately? Hmmm. In university (biochemistry/genetics), after the professor had explained the chemical composition of male "love stuff" (which is primarily sugars) a girl in my class asked "Then why does it taste so salty?". Needless to say she was mortified but on the up side she was asked out on a lot of dates after that. My brothers best friend married her and occassionally reminds her of her slip of the lips, so to speak.
#2. An older lady I know was applying to the government to have foster children in her home and asked me to supply a letter of reference indicating she did not have problems with drugs or alcohol. "Colin", she asked, "can you write me a letter saying I have no problems with sustenance abuse?" I quickly replied that I would be happy to since I had never seen her abusing any one of the four food groups. She just smiled at me like I was an idiot and slowly and somewhat loudly thanked me.
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krbrownabq posted 2 years ago.
Coming out of lurkdom for this one:
I was a work and had gone shopping earlier that day for a new comforter and sheet set for our bed (I was recently married - using up the gift cards we got as wedding presents). While at work and on the phone, I said to my husband:
"You're not going to believe the new things I got for the bed."
My co-workers cracked up and they'll never let me forget it.
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brittda posted 2 years ago.
RunningGuy wrote:
Being bored at work, using the stupidity of all of us as humor, and thinking this could be a great, funny thread, I decided to start this thread.What is the stupidest thing that you've said?
Here is one said by a co-worker today:
How much will the freight be for FedEx Ground to Alaska? (from Cali)Here are some more that were shared in our office after the above was said:
~Another coworker told us about a trip to Hawaii with her family (both parents, husband, aunts, uncles). Her and her husband had rented a Jeep and gone off one day to sight see. Husband: Yeah, we went to an uninhibited part of the island...we went out in the water and you could see all the orgasms all around! All of them were cracking up and he had no clue!~Another coworker shared something her mom said. She had just bought the pretty aqua marine ring and someone commented on how beautiful it was. She said, "oh thanks! It's my birth control!"
just an fyi from someone with family in Alaska...they DO Fedex ground. There is a highway you know.
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rbreddin75 posted 2 years ago.
I once had a co worker walk in my office, she had just come back from a successful meeting and upon entering she said:
"You know, It is amazing what people will do for you when you bend over for them..."
She hasn't lived it down yet (and I suspect never will)
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Being bored at work, using the stupidity of all of us as humor, and thinking this could be a great, funny thread, I decided to start this thread.
What is the stupidest thing that you've said?
Here is one said by a co-worker today:
How much will the freight be for FedEx Ground to Alaska? (from Cali)
Here are some more that were shared in our office after the above was said:
~Another coworker told us about a trip to Hawaii with her family (both parents, husband, aunts, uncles). Her and her husband had rented a Jeep and gone off one day to sight see. Husband: Yeah, we went to an uninhibited part of the island...we went out in the water and you could see all the orgasms all around! All of them were cracking up and he had no clue!
~Another coworker shared something her mom said. She had just bought the pretty aqua marine ring and someone commented on how beautiful it was. She said, "oh thanks! It's my birth control!"
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[FONT=Impact]Power Through!!!
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