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Vineman RR rated x

I drove to Sanoma last weekend with my girlfriend to meet my folks and friends that were also racing vineman. A few months earlier I was sick of hearing people stress about the hotel and trip details so I took the liberty of reserving a bunch of rooms at a hotel in guerneville sonoma that seemed inexpensive and only a few blocks from the swim start. The hotel itself is actualy more entertaining than my race or splits so i'll get the boring stuff out of the way.

Swim: 33:24 / bike:2:36 / 1:50:30. Time 5:04:57 div 25-29
A nice river swim. Rolling hills on the bike with a few mellow climbs . The run was hilly and very hot. I didnt expect those hills to be there right off the bike. Overall, a good, fun race. I wanted a better time but dislocated my shoulder 3 weeks ago in an olympic tri and was debating even racing. A 5:04 and my body in one piece was perfect for this HIM.
One of you guys always ask nutrition stuff, and I like to learn from that stuff too: Accelerade 4:1 x2 bottles on the bike, with x2 gu's and 1/2 powerbar. Also "Thermolyte" buffered sodium supplement is amazing. I take 2 every 30-40 min and never cramp. I finally qualified for boston 2 months ago trying out these things, they're great.

Oh yeah , the "hotel." I show up with my girlfriend after 9 plus hours of driving to find 8 naked dudes laying out around a shity pool. I was happy to see the pool, but not all the penis. I walked into the lobby where an older lady/madam sat behind a desk. After I introduced myself I realized she had forgoten about the conversation we had on the phone when I asked her to tell my about the hotel and what it has to offer. When confronted she said " you need to be more specific on the phone." I guess it was my fault. From now on wherever I stay (Marriot and Hyatt's included) I will ask " Is this a homosexual nudist resort where guys run around your shity hotel naked."
We found a new place that was amazing a few blocks away for everyone to stay and it ended up being a blast. A fun race/trip. A very funny begining.
P.S. I have nothing aginst gay people or nakedness. It's just not condusive to a relaxing family trip.
Hotel info:The Woods Resort
16484 Fourth Street
Guerneville, CA 95446.........knock yourself out

hilarious! and congratulations on the race :)

Glad to see the race went so well after the shoulder issue!

And just swim in the river there ;)

Gay nudist resort named "Woods". Subtle.

That's the best tri accomodation story thus far. Holy cow. The things folks leave out on the phone when trying to have lower vacancy rates. For shame.

There's a race that you will remember.

Would have made for an interesting cheering spectacle if you had first invites the pool denizens to the race!



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