After a year with my gal and the way I used and abused her I just couldn't stand the sight of her anymore especially the way she let me down on mile 85! She used to always catch me looking at other gals that were younger and hotter. Oh how I fantasized about being with those other gals. There sleek aero looks, tiny post, and hour glass rear frames. Looking at those gals made me want to be somebody! Then I would look at my old gal and realize that I was with a nobody.

I just couldn't stand the sight of her anymore so I sold her to the highest bidder on EBAY. I didn't care that I didn't have a replacement just yet. Just knowing that I didn't have her anymore would ensure that I hunted down a new one. I eye spied several at the LBS, but those gals are way too pricy for a guy like me. With there surgically altered wheels and enhanced rear derailurs. I just had to have one! I took a few of the gals on a test ride, but just couldn't brinng myself to laying out the dough.

I told myself in January I would get her a real beaut, a "Specialized" kind of girl and a pro at that. Then my eyes beseiged me, there she was on EBAY. The owner was hard pressed to get rid of her and selling her as "buy it now" cash upfront. I just had to have her and at a fire sale price at that.

The week I waited for her to be shipped seemed like an eternity. Then the day came and she arrived, so precious, wrapped in bubble wrap. Unridden, unmeasured, untested at that. I could tell we were a match made in heaven, me and this specialized gal. I put her in the garage, but realized she was too good for that. So I put her in the Laundry so she would be at room temp.

I know longer look and fantasize at other gals on the strip. I can't wait to take her out for a nice little trip. Can't wait to show her off to all the fellas, so they can drewl and wonder what she's like under the covers!

She's great this special gal of mind, but I think it's time to enhace her bust with a HED or a ZIP!