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Racing in Speedo, Redux

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started by TriSooner on July 13, 2009

UFTriGator started this with his infamous Racing in a Speedo thread. It lay dormant for awhile, until xc800runner’s post. I just happened to run into mwconstruct1972 at sprint tri (far away from my hometown) and as an exercise in one-upmanship, we thought a two-for-one 'Racing in a Speedo' would provide comedic gold. (His post is here). For the record, mwconstruct1972 passed me out of T2, I couldn't hold his pace, and he finished about one minute ahead of me.

Granted, I'm not as striking as Matt, nor as lean as xc800runner, but for a 36-year-old dude with an 8-5 at least I've got the balls to hold myself up to public ridicule for your entertainment (and finish near top 20 OA). And btw, it felt great to race in a Speedo and shoes and that’s it. So, as I’m fond of writing, “Pics or it didn’t happen" . . .

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jtrimom posted 18 weeks ago.

woohoo! sooner- you ARE the man!
will you be wearing the same getup at Longhorn? It may be a bit chillier :)

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beads1985 posted 18 weeks ago.

Nice tan lines!! Quite daring I must say ;-)

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Anton posted 18 weeks ago.

You almost look like...Rasmussen!

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cjhoffmn posted 18 weeks ago.

Impressive.

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tri-ac posted 18 weeks ago.

speedo and fully shorn

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CadenceGuy posted 18 weeks ago.

HAHA! LOVE IT!

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Quincyceltic posted 18 weeks ago.

Tan lines are epic! They say to the casual observer "do not look above this line". AWESOME

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kylie posted 18 weeks ago.

*grin* Are you *sure* you didn't have light colored spandex shorts on under it? ;)

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Ironmom posted 18 weeks ago.

No guts, no glory. Awesome!

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cayman posted 18 weeks ago.

8 more brave souls and we'll have enough for a Men of Trifuel calendar.

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em_me posted 18 weeks ago.

wicked awesome- +1 to cayman on the calender idea lol

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UFTriGator posted 18 weeks ago.

You're really tall. All of the obvious comments on your tan lines were already taken, so that's what I was left with.

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TonisTri posted 18 weeks ago.

Nice. This forum gets more fun everyday. And to think I signed up just to get information about triathlons. Sooner, I dare you to send that last shot out as your Christmas card this year ; )

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KitKat posted 18 weeks ago.

That's awesome, nice work!

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kaolelo posted 18 weeks ago.

i think that i am convinced to wear the speedo to the next race i do, tinman honolulu

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TryScott posted 18 weeks ago.

/bump
I got no worthwhile comments, but I'll reply to add more attention to the thread.

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gfd posted 18 weeks ago.

It seems like it was a liberating experience. This site my be responsible, one day, for bringing the speedo completely back into fashion.

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prendergi posted 18 weeks ago.

I think if I were a guy and saw another dude with those tan lines I'd be intimitaded. I may talk some smack about the tan lines but still be intimitaded! Those are some hard earned tan lines! Wear them with pride!

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TriSooner posted 18 weeks ago.

cayman wrote:
8 more brave souls and we'll have enough for a Men of Trifuel calendar.

I call February (shortest month). And the men lead the women in the "Racing in a Speedo" thread 4 - 0. Scoreboard. If any woman takes up the challenge, it must be a two piece swim suit. A Speedo brand one-piece does not count. Cycling/tri shorts and a jog bra does not count.

UFTriGator wrote:
You're really tall.

6'4". Great for the swim and sprints to the run finish, but pretty much worthless on the bike. And I take great care to line up the leg grippers right on the tan line so they get as distinct as possible.

kaolelo wrote:
i think that i am convinced to wear the speedo to the next race i do, tinman honolulu

You've got to do it! It felt amazing on the bike, run, but I'd really have to go over-board with the body glide for anything longer than a sprint. And I was thinking how nasty it would be if I laid it down in the gravel. I'd probably get stripped nekked if I crashed above 10mph.

prendergi wrote:
I think if I were a guy and saw another dude with those tan lines I'd be intimitaded.

Someone once asked if I spray tanned them on.

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GaryTimTim posted 18 weeks ago.

I think you guys get bonus cojones points for doing it in West Texas. Well done gents!

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dollfin04 posted 18 weeks ago.

*whistle* Niiice!

I call February (shortest month). And the men lead the women in the "Racing in a Speedo" thread 4 - 0. Scoreboard. If any woman takes up the challenge, it must be a two piece swim suit. A Speedo brand one-piece does not count. Cycling/tri shorts and a jog bra does not count.

Ok ladies! Who's up for it???

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brittda posted 18 weeks ago.

dollfin04 wrote:

Ok ladies! Who's up for it???

That would be a BIG negatory. Don't want anyone running off screaming in fright.

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dollfin04 posted 18 weeks ago.

brittda wrote:
dollfin04 wrote:

Ok ladies! Who's up for it???

That would be a BIG negatory. Don't want anyone running off screaming in fright.

Hey man if Sooner did it with those crazy tan lines....which by the way I think I could rival...I have three different tan lines on my legs!

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TriSooner posted 18 weeks ago.

dollfin04 wrote:
Ok ladies! Who's up for it???

It takes time. Matt's was in August '08. xc800runner's was in June of 09. So in roughly a year you got four guys to do it. Y'all have some catching up to do. You should start it and I'm sure others would follow.

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brittda posted 18 weeks ago.

After much consideration--my answer is still NO WAY :)

1. I don't do sprints anymore
2. I am bound to see people I know if I did do a sprint
3. No way in H3LL I am doing an IM in a speedo
4. There is not enough Glide in the world that would get me to do it.
5. Wouldn't want the lifeguards clearing the water because they thought they saw a whale in the lake. No, I don't suffer from low self esteem but I am a realist.

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DannoE posted 18 weeks ago.

Hard core. Awesome!

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prendergi posted 18 weeks ago.

dollfin04 wrote:

Hey man if Sooner did it with those crazy tan lines....which by the way I think I could rival...I have three different tan lines on my legs!

Tan lines are one thing - tan lines don't bother me - it is my hip pudge that keeps me from showing my middle. That is why Tankinis rock!

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TriSooner posted 18 weeks ago.

brittda wrote:
After much consideration--my answer is still NO WAY :)

1. I don't do sprints anymore
2. I am bound to see people I know if I did do a sprint
3. No way in H3LL I am doing an IM in a speedo
4. There is not enough Glide in the world that would get me to do it.
5. Wouldn't want the lifeguards clearing the water because they thought they saw a whale in the lake. No, I don't suffer from low self esteem but I am a realist.

I understand.

1. I don't do Sprints anymore either. The :53 minute finish at that race is the same as a warm-up for my long rides.
2. Hence why I drove 240 miles away!
3. It would suck. A 10 mile bike was fine, but I could tell that anything longer than :30 minutes in the saddle in a whispy Speedo would be rough.
4. Since it was only a 2-mile run, it was fine, but chaffing would be horrendous.
5. If I didn't shave everything, lifeguards would think Chewbaca was getting out the water.

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jtrimom posted 18 weeks ago.

brittda wrote:
dollfin04 wrote:

Ok ladies! Who's up for it???

That would be a BIG negatory. Don't want anyone running off screaming in fright.

ya, I am with you on the negatory. I would MAYBE do it in a one piece "speedo" brand bathing suit- if it wasn't already vetoed, but even tho I have been doing the million days of core religiously, after giving birth to 4 kids including twins, my middle section will never see the light of day again.

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catwood posted 18 weeks ago.

Thanks, guys!

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TriSooner posted 18 weeks ago.

Apparently we could have committed a felony racing in our Speedo:

Man Blames Water Park Exposure On Wardrobe Malfunction
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ORLANDO, Fla. -- A man accused of exposing himself to a teenage girl at a local water park is out of jail and trying to explain himself. Bradford Biggers, 51, is accused of exposing himself to a 14-year-old at Typhoon Lagoon over the weekend. He claims he was just adjusting his tight European-style swimsuit. "It's a very small bathing suit and all I was doing was getting in and out of it," Biggers said. He said he was in shock and that he did not expose himself to a girl. Biggers was released on bond Monday night, but is facing a felony lewd behavior charge.

I could totally see sprinting to the finish and having a wardrobe malfunction. Those volunteers were pretty young. I could've been busted right there on the spot. It was west Texas after all.

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UFTriGator posted 18 weeks ago.

TriSooner wrote:
I could've been busted right there on the spot. It was west Texas after all.

They might've even given you the death penalty. It was west Texas after all.

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xc800runner posted 18 weeks ago.

trisooner wrote:

I could totally see sprinting to the finish and having a wardrobe malfunction. Those volunteers were pretty young. I could've been busted right there on the spot. It was west Texas after all.

Judging by the *ahem* size of those speedos *ahem* I think you would be fine.

The first water stop on my speedo tri was staffed by a group of high school girls. I ran up with a smile on my face, grabbed a cup from the cheering ladies, and promptly choked while trying to drink. They probably got too much of a view as I bent over to hack up some water.

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xc800runner posted 18 weeks ago.

trisooner wrote:

I could totally see sprinting to the finish and having a wardrobe malfunction. Those volunteers were pretty young. I could've been busted right there on the spot. It was west Texas after all.

Judging by the *ahem* size of those speedos *ahem* I think you would be fine.

The first water stop on my speedo tri was staffed by a group of high school girls. I ran up with a smile on my face, grabbed a cup from the cheering ladies, and promptly choked while trying to drink. They probably got too much of a view as I bent over to hack up some water.

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xc800runner posted 18 weeks ago.

trisooner wrote:

I could totally see sprinting to the finish and having a wardrobe malfunction. Those volunteers were pretty young. I could've been busted right there on the spot. It was west Texas after all.

Judging by the *ahem* size of those speedos *ahem* I think you would be fine.

The first water stop on my speedo tri was staffed by a group of high school girls. I ran up with a smile on my face, grabbed a cup from the cheering ladies, and promptly choked while trying to drink. They probably got too much of a view as I bent over to hack up some water.

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xc800runner posted 18 weeks ago.

trisooner wrote:

I could totally see sprinting to the finish and having a wardrobe malfunction. Those volunteers were pretty young. I could've been busted right there on the spot. It was west Texas after all.

Judging by the *ahem* size of those speedos *ahem* I think you would be fine.

The first water stop on my speedo tri was staffed by a group of high school girls. I ran up with a smile on my face, grabbed a cup from the cheering ladies, and promptly choked while trying to drink. They probably got too much of a view as I bent over to hack up some water.

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xc800runner posted 18 weeks ago.

trisooner wrote:

I could totally see sprinting to the finish and having a wardrobe malfunction. Those volunteers were pretty young. I could've been busted right there on the spot. It was west Texas after all.

Judging by the *ahem* size of those speedos *ahem* I think you would be fine.

The first water stop on my speedo tri was staffed by a group of high school girls. I ran up with a smile on my face, grabbed a cup from the cheering ladies, and promptly choked while trying to drink. They probably got too much of a view as I bent over to hack up some water.

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xc800runner posted 18 weeks ago.

Damn iPhone. Sorry all.

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jtrimom posted 18 weeks ago.

xc800runner wrote:
Damn iPhone. Sorry all.

REALLY impressed by the size of those speedos, huh? ;)

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sasquatch posted 18 weeks ago.

ROFL

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cayman posted 18 weeks ago.

I know there's a few trifuel IMLP volunteers on for next week, who's up for an open water swim and group speedo photo op on Saturday? ladies also welcome.

beads where are ya buddy, you've worn a kilt... now it's time to pony up in a tiny black speedo.

I'm packin'.

Let's fill out that calendar!

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mwconstruct1972 posted 18 weeks ago.

Ok Sooner- Were you serious about CapTex next year. If so, I'm in. May 31, 2010. Any other takers?
Are we going to do streamers and bells too?

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TriSooner posted 18 weeks ago.

xc800runner wrote:
They probably got too much of a view as I bent over to hack up some water.

Got it the first time. :) And yes, I have the visual. Speedos aren't really meant to be worn while bending over.

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TriSooner posted 18 weeks ago.

mwconstruct1972 wrote:
Ok Sooner- Were you serious about CapTex next year. If so, I'm in. May 31, 2010. Any other takers? Are we going to do streamers and bells too?

CapTex ("Capital of Texas") tri in Austin has 2,500 competitors. An Oly in a Speedo with that many people would be epic. Sure, why not. I put it on my calendar.

cayman wrote:
I know there's a few trifuel IMLP volunteers on for next week, who's up for an open water swim and group speedo photo op on Saturday?

Good idea.

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PrinceofClydes posted 18 weeks ago.

I have to go back to the beginning of my tri career, before I owned a wetsuit, to find a Speedo pic.
It was an overcast day and the picture was grainy when I scanned it but here I am at the Kelowna Apple Olympic Triathlon.

Most others had wetsuits.

If I can get to Texas next year I'm up for it.
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TriSooner posted 18 weeks ago.

PrinceofClydes wrote:
I have to go back to the beginning of my tri career, before I owned a wetsuit, to find a Speedo pic.

Then the water was cold enough for a suit and you went with a Speedo? Hardcore.

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PrinceofClydes posted 18 weeks ago.

Like I said, it was before I owned a wetsuit, so I didn't have much choice.
Anyway, it was only 1500m.

I borrowed a wetsuit for my first ironman though.
Now I have my own:

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