I thought the smut thread was over on QFTTW?

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[quote=Amphibious Triton]Jtrimom must be asleep. I've been waiting for her response to this.[/quote]

if you must know, I wasn't asleep, I was getting waxed and tapering all week long

[quote=jtrimom][quote=Amphibious Triton]Jtrimom must be asleep. I've been waiting for her response to this.[/quote]

if you must know, I wasn't asleep, I was getting waxed and tapering all week long[/quote]

jtrimom, I give you the win on this one ;-)

Come with me and you shall see,
An elephants nest in a Rhubarb tree.

[quote=jtrimom][quote=Amphibious Triton]Jtrimom must be asleep. I've been waiting for her response to this.[/quote]

if you must know, I wasn't asleep, I was getting waxed and tapering all week long[/quote]

Touche!!

...32...

do do do, d da da da

...bottles of beer on the wall.....

You're a teacher...32

...days left in the year. Is that all? Where does the time go? I have 28 to go. Very cool thought on a rainy Monday morning.

Dang. A job with a summer break. I should have thought through this Accounting crap a little better.

Cabbages are not the only fruit.

if the flip flops, does the flop flip?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
(heh, heh, heh (a la Beavis), I wrote 'wood') ;-)

MOISTURIZE!

exercise?

[jazz hands]jazzercize![/jazz hands]

(Moisturise while excercising alone in the privacy of your room ) MASTURISE !

TAPERIZE!

I guess if you taper naked with a moisturiser that would definitely give you Taperize.........

Blame it on the rain.

moist

wet

slick

glistening

[s]cold shower[/s] ice bath

Hey, honey...what ya doin'...?

the eggs are in the basket
chicks will hatch

You wanna get with this?

You talkin' to me?

How YOU doin?

hold on tight cuz it's gonna be wilder than any 8 second ride

You do know how to whistle, don't you? Just pucker up your lips and blow...

Cook em up

To see the look on their face.

I cook em up

To see the look on their face.

Frrraaaannnkkkkk

Pearl Jam Rocks!

Hola, Mannie
Hi, Tools

Gotta love token mexican stereotypes in a children's cartoon. :)

Just a Bob the Builder in a maquiladoras IMO.

6. 6. 10. 70. 3.

[quote=Amphibious Triton]Gotta love token mexican stereotypes in a children's cartoon. :)

Just a Bob the Builder in a maquiladoras IMO.[/quote]

I just thought it was funny that he could walk into a room and say, "Hi, Tools" Sometimes I feel like doing that too...at the gym, PTO mtg.....

[quote=jtrimom]Hola, Mannie
Hi, Tools[/quote]

I love when he says 'hi, tools' or c'mon, tools'
I laugh and my kids don't get it, ...yet... ;-)

[quote=jtrimom][quote=Amphibious Triton]Gotta love token mexican stereotypes in a children's cartoon. :)

Just a Bob the Builder in a maquiladoras IMO.[/quote]

I just thought it was funny that he could walk into a room and say, "Hi, Tools" Sometimes I feel like doing that too...at the gym, PTO mtg.....[/quote]

Ha. Good point. I just laughed out loud in a really quiet Accounting Department whilst reading this. That's funny stuff. "Hi tools". Ha.

"Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right."

"We learn the greatest lessons soon after we are confident we are prepared for anything"

[quote=Anton]"Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right."[/quote]

didn't you post earlier in this thred

[quote=Anton]I thought the smut thread was over on QFTTW?

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Makes me think of Pat Benetar's 'Sex As A Weapon' which is why 'Love Is A Battlefield' ;-)

What did Thoreau say....Oh, "Men have become fools of their tools."
I think that about says it all...

Free the Tarsal 7!

I like to move it, move it

[quote=Anton]"Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right."[/quote]
Any weapon can be a tool if you use it right.

Any tool can be a weapon if you teach him right! .........

Hey, I'm walking here, I'm walking here!

physically fit... physically fit... physically-physically-physically fit

nice & sweet and sassy!