Spaghetti, sauce, Italian sausage, Alamos malbec de Mendoza.
Wowzers!

Castle of Greyskull.

Sheera, princess of power

Go in Hard...come out Wet
(the swim in triathlon;)

Put on your Wetsuit...Go in Hard....Come out Wet.....Off to the Next One
(Longer version)

By the power of my skull I have the power! Any man.
By the power of Greyskull I have the power! He man.
By the power of PinkSkull I have the power ! She man.

In other news two major soda pop corporations have amalgamated, apparently the slogan of the new company will be " Have a poke and a smile, the choice of a new procreation! "

[insert non-sequitur here]

dang, i think i just told you all where to put your non-sequiturs!
:P

Rode hard...put away wet.

Albania, Albania, you border on the Adriatic"... your land is mostly mountainous... and your chief export is chrome.

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well the #s are explained
16-Jarrah

43.8667 7.2167 1765
43° 52' 0N
7° 13' 0E 537

Take a left over yonder near that old gumball tree. If yer see a possum, don't look it straight in the eye. Go down a ways until you get to that there slate rock. You'll know what to do when you see it.

@$#%@!!

I need foooooood!!!!!

omg fwiw idk kk orly omw brb afk mt lol rofl wtf rtfm asl asap gtfu htfu irl gtg ty tyvm iou

[quote=TryScott]omg fwiw idk kk orly omw brb afk mt lol rofl wtf rtfm asl asap gtfu htfu irl gtg ty tyvm iou [/quote]

I wish I had a 12 year old girl nearby.

[quote=Amphibious Triton][quote=TryScott]omg fwiw idk kk orly omw brb afk mt lol rofl wtf rtfm asl asap gtfu htfu irl gtg ty tyvm iou [/quote]

I wish I had a 12 year old girl nearby.[/quote]
...TO TRANSLATE! You need to finish that sentence.

[quote=TryScott][quote=Amphibious Triton][quote=TryScott]omg fwiw idk kk orly omw brb afk mt lol rofl wtf rtfm asl asap gtfu htfu irl gtg ty tyvm iou [/quote]

I wish I had a 12 year old girl nearby.[/quote]
...TO TRANSLATE! You need to finish that sentence. [/quote]

Ah...that explains the social services visit this morning.

[quote=Amphibious Triton][quote=TryScott]omg fwiw idk kk orly omw brb afk mt lol rofl wtf rtfm asl asap gtfu htfu irl gtg ty tyvm iou [/quote]

I wish I had a 12 year old girl nearby.[/quote]

would you like to rephrase?

Man, I'm getting pelted on the most rediculous thread in the history of the world. That seems ironic.

[quote=Amphibious Triton][quote=TryScott]I wish I had a 12 year old girl nearby.[/quote]

Hide the children ;P

Admitting the problem is the first step, AT ;-) There is help out there.

I love Trifuel. Ha.

BLS CBO CDBG ZIP RECD OFHEO NIST FNMA

SERENITY NOW!

Have some more red wine and turkey.

Levens, France

Nice to Monaco for breakfeast

Gaithersburg to New Market for work

A strange girl living in a pond handing out swords is no basis for a system of government.

magic beans

Roll that beautiful bean footage.

beans, beans are good for your heart

I love catching up on my Ironwill thread reading while at work... makes me feel like a productive, vital asset to the company.

[quote=jtrimom]beans, beans are good for your heart[/quote]
The more you eat the more people in the elevator back into the corners holding their noses, till the doors open and they can run screaming down the hall.

Meat ,meat it's good for your seat, the more you eat the more you bleat...

two cannibals are eating a clown. one looks to the other and says, 'Hey, does this taste funny to you?'

A grizzle bear walks into a pharmacy and says,"May I please have a sturdy brush and a.....................
...............................................................................................................................................................
...........................................nail clipper."

The pharmacist looks at the bear and replies,"What's up with the big paws."

chuckles

[quote=IthinkIcan]two cannibals are eating a clown. one looks to the other and says, 'Hey, does this taste funny to you?'[/quote]

Two cannibals start to eat a guy. One starts at the head and the other at the feet.
After eating a while one cannibal says to the other "how are you doing?"
The other cannibal replies " having a ball" ;-)

My son told me this one.............Love it.

Why did Pigglet fall into the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.

Ah preschool humor.

a pirate walks into a bar

the bartender looks at him and asks, "why is there a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"

"aarrrggh, it's driving me nuts!"

What's white and can't climb trees.......

A fridge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eSOeodHVo4

One of my middle schoolers told me this last week...what a hoot!

[quote=beads1985][quote=IthinkIcan]two cannibals are eating a clown. one looks to the other and says, 'Hey, does this taste funny to you?'[/quote]

Two cannibals start to eat a guy. One starts at the head and the other at the feet.
After eating a while one cannibal says to the other "how are you doing?"
The other cannibal replies " having a ball" ;-)
[/quote]
lol, you win.