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started by emzman on May 25, 2008

I've been having this personal issue. After riding in aero for a certain period of time, I'll be getting off my bike and I'll notice that my "Johnson" will be at "full salute". I'm usually not thinking about dirty thoughts on my bike ride. I was wondering if this happens to anyone else and also if it's natural. I noticed this problem during my last race when I started running out of T2 and as I was putting my race number on, my penis was fully erected. Do I need a different seat? If so, what do you recommend?

I started competing in triathlons 2 years ago and fell in love with the sport. Because heart disease runs in both sides of my family, I figured that training and competing in tris will help delay the inevitable.

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callco posted 20 weeks ago.

I recommend a longer tri top.

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xc800runner posted 20 weeks ago.

Spend an extra couple minutes in T2 to relax... Though your legs may have more trouble supporting you.

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Anton posted 20 weeks ago.

Probably from stimulating the prostate gland. Happens to me once in awhile but not like it did when I was younger! In fact, don't let it concern you...ride enough years and you won't have to worry about getting a woody at all!
Try moving your seat and getting more on your sit bones (the ischium).

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PrinceofClydes posted 20 weeks ago.

Soooo.. what make of saddle do you use?

..aaand, where can I get one?

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tsilcyc posted 20 weeks ago.

emzman wrote:
I've been having this personal issue. After riding in aero for a certain period of time, I'll be getting off my bike and I'll notice that my "Johnson" will be at "full salute". I'm usually not thinking about dirty thoughts on my bike ride. I was wondering if this happens to anyone else and also if it's natural. I noticed this problem during my last race when I started running out of T2 and as I was putting my race number on, my penis was fully erected. Do I need a different seat? If so, what do you recommend?

I fail to see the issue. But seriously, this has happened to me as well. I don't really get concerned when it's this way, I get concerned when it's numb and I can't feel Mr. Johnson.

How many dates did you get at the race?

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diva_mom posted 20 weeks ago.

wear your phone number along with your race number ;-)

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TriSooner posted 20 weeks ago.

Patent the seat and position combination and sell it to over-worked 30-somethings like me. Also, if you ever do an Ironman, take your time leaving the T2 tent: there are usually young women manually applying sunscreen lotion to racers. You wouldn't want to be That Guy.

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tsilcyc posted 20 weeks ago.

TriSooner wrote:
Also, if you ever do an Ironman, take your time leaving the T2 tent: there are usually young women manually applying sunscreen lotion to racers. You wouldn't want to be That Guy.

Actually, walk up to one of the volunteers and tell them you've got an extra tent pole if they need it. :)

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emzman posted 20 weeks ago.

I'm using the Profile Design Airstryke, w/o the cut-out. I haven't told my new girlfriend about this issue. I'm gonna surprise her at my next race.

I started competing in triathlons 2 years ago and fell in love with the sport. Because heart disease runs in both sides of my family, I figured that training and competing in tris will help delay the inevitable.

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tsilcyc posted 19 weeks ago.

Is it this one...

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PrinceofClydes posted 19 weeks ago.

Now, that's bike porn!

heh.

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emzman posted 19 weeks ago.

Yup!

I started competing in triathlons 2 years ago and fell in love with the sport. Because heart disease runs in both sides of my family, I figured that training and competing in tris will help delay the inevitable.

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grlawguy posted 19 weeks ago.

LMAO! You guys are a riot!

Sorry Emzman, I don't have that problem or a solution. :-)

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jtrimom posted 19 weeks ago.

this thread makes me so happy I'm a girl

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tri-ac posted 19 weeks ago.

as long as no one says, "pictures or it didn't happen" ...then I'm leaving...

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beads1985 posted 19 weeks ago.

Do you really have a bike seat?

I wouldn't wory too much. I would worry more about not feeling any sensation.

Besides in the right position it is aerodynamic ;-)

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dollfin04 posted 17 weeks ago.

sorry...but LMAO

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ChunkyB posted 17 weeks ago.

Oh man, this forum has quickly degraded to mostly sex related jokes. And I couldn't be happier. That picture of the saddle is priceless.

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ChunkyB posted 17 weeks ago.

You're lucky though. You should get some kind of sponsorship from a saddle company, especially with all the people who worry that their saddle makes them impotent.

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azmojo804 posted 17 weeks ago.

I wish I had that problem...unless I have my "junk" in the right place, it's the weirdest sensation. I get some shrinkage, then poof, the tip is gone, inside the "shaft's skin". Just a shake, and it's all good again, but quite a weird sensation. Like I said, I wish I had your problem...may need to go pick me up one of those seats! :)

+1 on the sponsorship thing...I have heard of the impotent thing, and it worries me...so, I check it out with the wifey here and there, just to make sure. ;)